Charlie Sheen's "Goddess" Bree Dumped Him Via Text

The 45-year-old told a Ft. Lauderdale audience on Saturday that his girlfriend Rachel "Bree" Olson had broken up with him via text message, according to the Hollywood Reporter.

Charlie Sheen sometimes believes he has everything: beautiful women, a recreational drug habit, legions of fans, and some other stuff.

In March, just when Sheen needed her most, Olson walked out on him — leaving him admittedly "sad" — before returning the next day. Now after agreeing to accompany him on his Violent Torpedo of Truth tour, Bree dumped him yet again. "The actor kicked off [his Ft. Lauderdale show] by revealing that one of his goddesses, Rachel 'Bree' Olson, had broken up with him via text message," according to the New York Post. Sheen later admitted he's handling multiple women at once "not well," and he's down to only one goddess. He's already eyeing a new girl, though: He invited Lindsay Lohan to hang out with him for 24 hours. "I would hug her and let her know it's gonna be okay," he said." Now that would be a couple.

When one fan asked the self-proclaimed "warlock" how he handled dating multiple women at once, he answered: "Not well, because one ["Goddess"] left."